Clemens Receives An Offer He Can't Refuse???

Apparently, Roger Clemens' family is offering the Hall-Of-Fame-bound hurler $10 million this year to stay home!!! Okay- it's too late for April Fool's, but this fantastic satire from the Onion is too good to pass up- here's the link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48399

This was a funny one, folks! Have some tissues ready to wipe the tears of laughter away!